Running

I have never been much for running. I like to jump rope. Actually, I like running, but I've never had the endurance. Anyway, today I felt like going out for a run, and I did. Once I got back I was like, "*breathe in- breathe-out-grab the chair so I don't fall over*" lol! So I was looking up breathing techniques and found this list of reasons to date a track runner. I've officially decided that I am going to marry a track runner. *grin*

• 10. Track runners are very handy in emergency situations. Ran out of gas 16 miles from the nearest town? Got lost somewhere in Yellowstone National Park’s 1 million acres? Send the track runner for help. Your date may turn out to be your best chance of survival.
• 9. Any good track runner will never leave home without adequate hydration. When amusement parks request six dollars and the rights to your first born child just for a fancy bottle of water, your honey will be ready with a bottle from home tucked sneakily into a jacket pocket.
• 8. Track runners are energetic to a fault. Harness this energy and use it for a worthy cause, such as a variety of home improvement projects that beg to be done.
• 6. Track runners are excellent at running in circles. When your sheep break free of the pasture and no herding dog can be found, you will be ready with an excellent replacement.
• 4. Track runners have discipline. This means that you do not need it. When the kids require someone to hover over them and force them to do homework, your significant other will be perfect for the job.
• 2. Flexibility. Useful in a variety of interesting situations.

Great isn't it?